Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Ooh Baby, I'm a Wild One

Area Woman Acts Surprised Each Day to Hear How Husband Hates Job
Desperate for Humpday fun, local Brooklyn gal makes a silly fuss on a plate and calls it Salad Bar dinner. Naively hoping her mate will be equally giddy about it when he returns home from work, she greets him at the table with goofy smiles.  When he immediately falls into his familiar lengthy rant explaining exactly why he hates his job and how it's ripping out his soul, ignoring the vast selection of add on condiments, she quietly folds, making her concerned face and proceeds to act completely surprised and shocked to hear this enthralling news.  Cuz, marriage.
I made the basic salad with shredded lettuce, carrots, red onions, tomatoes, cucumbers with a garlic lemon vinaigrette. Then you could add crumbled bacon, eggs, avocado, cheese & salami to your liking.  Yep.  It was a paleo party.  I'm a real wild child.

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