Once upon a time there was a not so young girl. On this day she turned 55 years old. She found herself senior discount eligible and very angry at herself for not becoming something grand.
Her heart went so cold for this horrid number that she created a giant snow storm in her head. So big that it burst out onto the city of New York, throughout the 5 boroughs.
The girl was so depressed she holed up in a dark morning movie theater with hot coffee and fresh baked cookies until the storm passed.
Her husband thought she was being funny and couldn't understand how she could care about a number.
Due to the weather, no one made it to the early show and she and her husband had the entire theater to themselves.
When she got out she forgot all about being disappointed and gave herself a fucking break.
Until 60 comes that is.
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